The anti-wife
 
 
     
     
 
(John Taylor) 

She won't come with you when you
Win your award,
Too busy thinking that she's got a life,

The anti-wife

She'll choose furniture,
She'll make the tea
But don't go looking for validity,

Her friends and family are fraternity
But not your mother with her twisted knee

The anti-wife

The Mercedes is her only award,
For all the offers she never did record
Be thankful she was glad,
Sometime soon she has to settle down,
Just don't expect any help with the crown

Her friends and family are fraternity
But not your brother with his failed degree

The anti-wife

Her friends and family are fraternity
But not your mother with her twisted knee

The anti-wife (repeat)…